Flash!

Nice to see that the judiciary are living up to their stereotype for deviant sexual behaviour what with one of 'em from the court of appeal being nicked for flashing. I note that the forces of law and order have had to mount an undercover operation to catch him though, how difficult is it to identify a judge though? I mean they all wear wigs and gowns don't they?
Furthermore how can we be sure that he will receive a fair punishment as his fellow judges tend to hand down random sentences with ever more bizarre explanations for how justice has been served.
I wonder if his explanation for his act will be as good as that of the MP who was caught red handed cottaging in Wimbledon - "I was only looking for badgers officer..."