Whither QVC?

Some things still amaze me, the fact that people actually watch shopping television is only one of them, I mean, how much can you actually say about a product until you start to sound like you're not that sincere about its alleged benefits. Take the case in point - a set of drill bits - you can put them in an electric or hand drill and make holes in things, if you have a set of different sizes you can make different sized holes. End of. Does it matter what colour the things are? Does it matter what sort of container they're in? Does it bother you that they come with a set of really tiny earrings made from diamonique? All I'm bothered about is will they go through whatever I want to put holes in and is there the right balance between cost and usefullness. I mean you're not going to buy a set of cobalt steel drills to put holes in plastic now are you?
And then there are the products that would fit nicely with an advert from Ronco "Beats as it sweeps as it cleans kills all known germs dead available in LP or cassette from all leading high street grocers. Never be covered in pet hair again" an example being the self propelled electric can opener that prevents you spilling baked beans all over the kitchen floor or the super duper lateral thigh trainer...