Discovered sinister message on MySpace from woman who's profile went on rather a lot about liking the sound of the whip. Now I'll admit to some fantasies but having any kind of relationship (even virtual) with a self-confessed lifestyle domme is not one of them - well not one I'd admit to even if I did. So what do you do in a situation like this - ignore it in the hope that it will go away. Well there's only one thing to do and that's to consult the good ol' agony bat himself Uncle Doktor Herr von Squeakenstein.
So after much deliberation, prodding the creature into wakefullness with a pointy stick and the promise of a bag of crunchy frog flavour monster munch - we got an answer - send a message back saying how you feel. Okay says I sends message along lines of "you're scaring me" duly get reply "You have a myspace like THAT and you think I'M SCARY" Round one to the learned Doktor methinks, now does anyone know where I can get some crunchy frog monster munch at this time of a Sunday evening?
Sunday, December 10, 2006
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