No Messiah

...just a very naughty bat. The Zoo Police have just left having given Mister Squeaky a caution and he is looking exceedingly sheepish indeed (no he's not wearing a sheepskin cape). Apparently he was, and I quote, "hanging around pet's corner to commit a criminal act or acts but the CCTV evidence has been mysteriously destroyed. We know he did it, we just haven't got the proof" Specifically he's alleged to have impersonated a fruit bat in order to steal wine gums from the children (although I don't really think that holding a tin of pineapple with one foot is going to fool anyone) , dyed the chinchillas assorted shades of electric blue, written "Jesus is a C***" in marker pen on fifteen penguins and there is a very strong suspicion that he's eaten a video tape.

And he so promised he was going to be good for Yule.