You would have thought that I'd had quite enough of stuff to do with dating after the disaster that was the dating agency (send me a tenner and I'll tell you who they were -I've got to recoup my losses somehow after all) but no - I've gone and signed up to one of those reprehensible free dating websites - totaloserdotcom or something similar.
At least with this I can hide behind any amount of security software to prevent unwanted stuff, I don't have to pay anything and if I can find a photograph of something that women find totally irresistable I might be on to a winner. Unfortunately I'm not quite sure what women might find irresistable so I'll have to have a delve into that ancient source of all knowledge Old Squeaky's Almanac.
On a slightly less cheery note I have had a communication from that oh so naughty bat saying that he is on his way back from the Carpathians after being expelled from the country for behaviour harmful to Transylvania and there's a good chance of a cooling of diplomatic relations....
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