Let me explain, we're not talking about the greatest hits of the Walrus of Lurve (Barry White doncherno) here but instead a soundtrack for the world outside my window this afternoon. As I'm sure you are aware one of the many disadvatages of where I live is that it's on the ground floor. In consequence I get all kinds of disturbances outside, and this afternoon I had the benefit of young lovers getting it on in full view of the lounge window. Now this is all fine and dandy for them but I really could do without some spotty youth doing his impression of the Monarch of the Glen during the rut.
As we all know music can help to oil the wheels of romance so I decide to aid the young couple in their search for nirvana by applying my expertise in this field and ramping up the volume on the stereo so that they had the perfect soundtrack for their performance (rated by that well known sexologist and self-appointed expert on everything Herr Doktor von Squeakenstein as a disappointing 2/10 with clear signs of coitus interruptus and distress) - and then they would be able to come and go as it were...helpful sort of chap ain't I...
Fortunately I've been able to salvage the playlist from DJ Squeakmeister and present it here for your edification:
Combichrist - What the Fuck
The Birthday Massacre - Lovers End
Genitorturers - Sin City
Athamay - Kiss The Whip
Agonoize - Masturbation Generation
Inkubus Sukkubus - The Beast with Two Backs
Suicide Commando - Come to Me
Killing Miranda - I Know What You Want (Check out the lyrics nudge, nudge)
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