I have been given a small tract by the Jehovah's Witnesses who shot off like Donald Campbell's Bluebird when I mentioned the magic words "Of course if you'd like to talk to someone with schizophrenia come right on in" anyway out of sheer tedium I have carefully examined this paper and I'm frankly confused. According to the picture on the front paradise is a field where Maria von Trapp and Johnny Mathis are sitting down stuffing themselves with raw pumpkins and apples whilst several moose wander about the background. This is clearly not my idea of fun as surely paradise is somewhere dark and smokey with girlies in sufficiently advanced corsetry and shiny clothing smooching about dispensing unhealthy quantities of absinthe and Jägermeister to a soundtrack by BlutEngel, Velvet Acid Christ and Athamay.
Clearly there's no competition here - Johnny and his raw pumpkins don't stand a chance
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