Crystal Gazing

So here we are another month - another list of predictions from the astrologers which somehow I feel will not be fulfilled, so why on earth do I continue to read the bloody things? I know that they are not relevant to me and that they are so vague that they can be interpreted in any number of different ways so that you can think to yourself "ooh how amazingly perceptive" Perhaps its just the certain knowledge that they are going to be wrong and that almost always the opposite will happen i.e. if it says you're going to have a romantic encounter it usually means losing your temper with a halfwit shop assistant and cursing them for all eternity.