Bat News #23

'Ello Bat Fans!
So the Turnip Brandy has been confiscated by the Authorities and I'm in just a little but of trouble over duty - apparently they can't decide whether it should have been classified as diesel fuel or liquor, but am I worried, of course not. Mind you I don't think that my case is going to be helped any by having eaten the policeman's helmet and throwing up over his knife proof vest which instantly dissolved...Still there are plenty of reasons to be cheerful - trimming kitten's whiskers so that they can't work out how wide they are and then get stuck in the hole in the fence, I'm not too sure about copper kettles or crunchy apple strudel though.
That's enough for now I'm off to see a dog about a man....