Hello loyal subjects and welcome to the all new Dark Light. We've upgraded to Blogger beta - mainly because I'm completely hacked off with the countdown thingie when you publish stuff, although in its defence it does not show you a picture of Carol Vorderman grinning inanely at whoever it is that's going to take over from Desmond Lineham.
So with that in mind who should be the new chair of Countdown - My suggestion is the bloke with tourette's from Big Brother - it'd improve the show considerably, just imagine the fun that would ensue with someone shouting "Tits" at the loathesome Carol every thirty seconds whilst she tries to retain her manic grin.
Mister Squeaky is now a very despondent bat - his Turnip Brandy has been seized and taken away to Sellafield for disposal as high level nuclear waste - I just knew the bottle shouldn't glow like that.
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