Genetic Mutations

Mister Squeaky is now back to his normal hue after liberal applications of turnip brandy, the downside being that the enamel on the bath has started to crinkle. There was also the very regrettable side effect of the brandy - an evening with Herr Doktor von Squeakenstein - Mister Squeaky's more crazed doppelganger - who is intent on using genetic manipulations to improve the world significantly. With this aim in mind he has so far invented non-stick bees so that they don't make quite such a mess on the windscreen (and slip down easily if accidentally swallowed) fortunately the second major side effect of the turnip based alcohol has kicked in and he is now snoring in the corner.