Here we go again, yet another disaster in waiting. Of course I am referring to the dreaded dating agency. This time we have Ms X. who is "Separated, confident and successful. Enjoys beach holidays and cosy nights in with a good dvd" Herr Doktor von Squeakenstein has risen from the leather couch to translate this as "Earns more money than you. Is trying to find something better than her current squeeze. Likes expensive tropical holidays at all-inclusive caribbean reports like Sandals (but has no interest in the culture of the places she visits), spends more money than you earn in a year on designer handbags and drives an Audi TT. Enjoys really bad British romantic comedies which star Mr Hollywood Blowjob"
Call me mister fatalistic, cynical and lacking in confidence if you like but I think we're onto yet another hiding to nothing.
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