Celebrity Excess

I read with some dismay that we are now to have celebrity masterchef on the telebox soon. After all the fuss about various other things such as celebrity dancing, skating, golf tournaments, hiding in jungles eating worms, locked in a house with a number of others who are trying to resurrect their dying careers and the television people promising more gravitas we get celebs in a kitchen trying to impress other celebs with their culinary abilities (or lack thereof).
Enough I say, lets get them doing something worthwhile - I've got a couple of ideas which could go down well - Celebrity mine detecting - get a herd of interchangeable footballers' wives and set them loose in a field that has been sown thickly with area denial munitions (after telling them that there's a designer handbag shop in the next field) and watch them blow! Or how about taking some of these celebs who have always claimed that they want to work with children and animals and making them work in pet's corner - see how long they take to change their tune....