Sunday, September 24, 2006

A Bat's Eye View

Hello Playmates Mister Squeaky here!
Okay so I drink a bit of turnip brandy, I can give it up at any time...I've just got a bit of a cold today. It's not my fault that the government don't agree with me that it's a fine drink and have classified it as an industrial solvent - mind you it did come in handy for removing the green aerosol the other day. Have you tried doing graffiti without hands? Fly a mile with these wings before you criticise me too much.
Trouble is that there's not enough to get excited about - I mean when the most pretentious "rock" star you can find is an arty tosser from some student shoe gazers who were given a contract for no apparent reason you just know there's no future left in being a critic. Well that's quite enough from me I'm going to go and hang from the curtains because I know it annoys the master....

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