Friday, August 04, 2006

Mister Squeaky is Unwell

Regrettably Mister Squeaky is unable to make his regular contribution this evening because of a certain amount of over-indulgence and high-living. I have warned him on several occasions about the possible consequences of drinking neat paint stripper (turnip brandy) but does he listen - does he hell! And I told him that he shouldn't try caviar ripple ice cream.
Currently the little beast is feeling very sorry for himself as he dangles over the lavatory with an ice pack tied to his head.

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