Rude Awakenings

Half past bloody five in the morning is not a time that normally exists for me, but this morning I was treated to the woman who lives in the next block screaming like a fishwife at some bloke who had parked his car in her allocated space (not that she actually has a car, but that's not the point) and had then trotted down the alleyway opposite to have a dump. Not happy about the timing of this at all as I didn't go to bed until about 2 am.
Now as the road is a cul-de-sac this guy has obviously deliberately driven here from wherever just to vote (well pass a motion anyway...) but what was his motivation, I mean you don't go driving around randomly to crap on the pavement do you? Okay I suppose some people might - and I can probably name three - unless it was some kind of protest action, but then I'd would have expected a message such as "Stop Public Toilet Closures Now" to be spelled out in carefully arranged turds. I honestly don't think that the week can get any stranger now....watch this space