Nocturne

Just as I thought sanity had returned to the estate I get troubled by the sounds of someone practising on some kind of wind intrument once more. Now I don't know exactly what they are playing but judging by the resonance and pitch of the intrument in question I have my suspicions that it may be the u-bend off a commercial sink.
The piece of music which is currently being subjected to these amateur attentions appears to be the ever so seasonal "Summertime" and I have to say the listening is not easy, I'm sure it was never meant to sound as if it was being played by an ensemble comprised of a deflating airbed and gent's urinal with some background character being added by a flatulent elephant. Still all things considered it could be worse, it could be bagpipes.