Having recently carried out one of those deeply scientific internet tests it appears that I am officially 82% evil, however what the other 18% does is not exactly clear - it may possibly be made up of irritability and intolerence of fools.
Alas this test does not give suggestions for employment opportunities associated with being evil, although I like to think that I'm somewhere far above David Dickenson the newly tangoed king of burger advertising (estimated 10% evil, 90% annoying) and football commentators (2% evil, 18% irritating, 80% meaningless drivel).
Now this has got me thinking - "oh dear time to head for the nearest bunker and stock up on tinned goods" - Wings up who said that - I shall dispatch demons to torment you for impertinence when I find out it was you Mister Squeaky - surely there should be some internationally agreed measure of evil after all, there's a measure for how hot chillies are so why not. So I suggest that the measure should be the De Burgh - if you don't know why just listen to Lady in Red. (apologies to Bill Bailey for nicking his idea)
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