Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Viva Las Blackpool

So now the mob want Las Vegas style gambling in the UK. That's going to be something to look forward to isn't it? The diluted for UK tastes poorly-understood concept casino - it'll be a bit like that dreadful music genre "south-west country and western" - you know the sort of thing being played at line dances in church halls across the country as I type.
Incidentally, if you want to annoy one of these line dancers ask them if they're the one in front with the diamond. When they ask what on earth you're wittering on about you say sagely "Oh LINE dancing, I thought you said you were a lion dancer..."

Anyway back to the plot-if we get a super casino in the north west at least we will have CSI-Blackpool to look forward to. With crimes ranging from the theft of a plywood model of George Formby to donkey rustling on the Golden Mile its a sure-fire hit .

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