is the cry of the baby bats on MySpace Goths group, quite funny really. Loads of (mainly) American teens (average age '99' - yeah right), all going on about how gothic their lifestyle is, this can be neatly summed up in a series of statements which can be preceeded by the words "I'm so goth I..."
"...eat Count Chocula cereal for breakfast*"
"...listen to Cradle of Filth"
"...have heard of the Sisters of Mercy (but think they are nuns - Mister Squeaky's comment)"
"...wear black nail polish in the bath"
"...write terrible angst-ridden poetry in red ink on pale lavender paper"
"...am misunderstood by everybody and now I'm going to go to the bottom of the garden and eat worms"
Of course I'm so goth that I'm not a Goth....
*Darkwave coco-pops - Believe it or not!
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