Ha Ha, you'll love this - only in local free papers do you get stories of this quality - Disabled Man on Rampage. Apparently drunk guy crashed his mobility scooter through the windows of an Iceland store whilst seriously pissed, with a woman on his lap (unfortunately not recorded if she was there intentionally or had just been in the wrong place at the wrong time) and then set about whacking the manager with his walking stick until subdued.
Again alas the paper does not record the method used to calm the savage beast - I like to think that it involved frozen food in some way - perhaps they manhandled him into one of the freezer cabinets and kept him there until the Police arrived to restore order.
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