Let Me Down Oh So Gently

I'm tired of being let down by others. People who don't phone when they say they're going to, people who promise to give help in some shape or form and then don't, people who take and don't seem to be able to give in return. Well I've had quite enough. Time for a line in the sand (reinforced by about two armoured divisions and backed by overwhelming air superiority too!)
So I've decided that I'm not going to get angry about this anymore, I'm going to get even instead. For example, people who don't phone when they say they are going to will be called when I judge it to be most inconvenient "Just for a chat" at 3 am should get the message across, People who ask for help and then give nothing in return will be sent an official invoice for time wasted at £25 an hour minimum, more if I've lost out in some way by helping them.
And don't even try to give me a lecture on charity or the milk of human kindness, I've worked for a charity and never a more mean-spirited bunch of oxygen thieves could you have the misfortune to meet. Them and their Nazi Halos (Jack Off Jill reference)
And another thing. I'm going to start adding ever so slightly (quite a lot really) biased gig reviews to the blog - so you guys and gals had better start polishing up your acts.