I am not proud to announce that my vile and depraved nephews have joined the Army Cadet Corps. Apparently, according to my brother, this is because they have the ambition of going to Iraq and killing "Ragheads". I like to imagine that in some kind of parallel universe my islamic double, the Shadow of the Desert is blogging his despair about his his equally unpleasant and bigoted nephews joining the junior mujahadeen and wanting to become suicide bombers to get the British Pigs out of Basra.
I am actually quite genuinely shocked by the little sods. Now I'm a fully signed up equal opportunities xenophobe (I hate everybody, equally) and I don't mind admitting it, but my prejudices are based on reality - other people are there to infuriate me and confound my every move with their inconsiderate behaviour and lack of skill at driving, but that's as far as it goes. I don't hate other people because of who they are or what they believe, I just hate them because they will annoy me at some point in their existence - even if they're 10,000 light years from home. Anyway the fact that the little fiends make really overt racist comments about others because of their background and remarks that I wouldn't dare to repeat about people from an asian background in particular has truly horrified me.
I can only presume that there must be institiutional racism in my brother's household. Therefore I must nominate him for one of those reality TV shows like Living with the Enemy and for him to have a swap with a certain Trevor Phillips, should be fun.
p.s. Birthday getting closer - only another 15 shopping days to go. And I've got enough socks and snotties thank you.
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