Medical Report

Feeling like crap. For the benefit of those who are medically inclined, or who are nosey bastards, the symptoms are slight fever and sweating, gut rot with the WORST indigestion I've ever had, loss of appetite and mental fatigue. However, I don't think I've caught bird 'flu - even though I have been near Brentwood where they had some infected (and now humanely(? what exactly does that mean?) destroyed) parrots - I wonder if they were talking ones "aark! Polly's got a fever!" - that'd make it easier for the vets wouldn't it?
Anyway I think that what's going to happen is that I'll wake up in the morning recovered, which is a shame as I could do with some extra time off work. - Always the way it ends up -ill in your own time.

Don't forget tomorrow is the birthday. I'm most displeased as I would have thought that by now a grateful nation would have beaten its way to my door to shower me with honours and suitable gifts. Honestly, I let you lot get an insight into my life and what do I get in return - zero, I'm not a gready chap, I don't ask for much so make that donation now and help me to get the lifestyle to which I wish to become acustomed...