Give Me Your Money

Oi Sinners! This is a Message from the Holy Church of DarkAdaptedEye and Squeaky The Giant Rubber Goth Bat (the Prophet of Doom)! Send us all your money right now - or suffer the consequences of an eternity of hellfire and damnation. Only by giving generously can you save your twisted little souls - oh yes!
Well perhaps not, but I could do with some extra income. So here's the problem. I want some extra cash - other people have cash that they desperately want to spend - so how do I persuade them that some of my highly orginal photographs are what they want (and incidently give me their money)?
I was thinking about a highly aggressive marketing campaign -well alright I can probably go as far as the highly aggressive, especially after being caught in a police inspired traffic jam, but this is not exactly the best way to win friends and influence people. I don't give out nectar points - which if you believe their spiel are the sole reason for people to shop in Sainsbury's - and all along I thought it was because they wanted stuff to eat. So I'm left with the threat of buy some pictures or I'll microwave a cute fluffy kitten (in the style of Hale & Pace)
So the best I can do is a two-for-one offer. Go to the website, pick two pictures you like and I'll do them for the price of one. You know you want to really. You know it'll improve your living space more than any designer (with the exception of Kathryn Rayward) Buy now or the kitten gets it.