Extremely angry at state of driving today. Why? Because of those people who drive German luxury cars, which should all automatically fail the MOT because their indicators don't work, and who are clearly incapable of reading the large white painted things on the road (stop lines, roundabouts and so on). These people think that by virtue of their flash motors they can drive exactly how they want.
Enough. Now it's time to fight back. We should all be given a master key that fits Mercs, BM's etc so that we can open the boot and stuff it full of unpleasant things (Hippies, Chavs, other owners of German Cars, Claire Sweeney etc....) for the owners to find when they go to get their golf clubs out.
Secondly they should be made to spend a week driving around in a Fiat Panda with an illuminated sign on top which says "Bad Driver - Please Abuse"
And then their pride and joy should be painted barbie pink as a warning to others.
btw have still not received any exciting things from my wish list. Frankly I'm extremely disappointed. Any more laxity and I'll strike you off the seasonal greetings card list! Contribute now...because I'm worth it.
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