Way far on dudes and dudettes! Hippies, I hate them. My reasons are many but primarily because they're creepy and scary and kidnap children and howl at the moon when it's full and smell and look weird. And they take mind altering substances that make absolutely no improvement in their mental state.
I have it on good authority that when they congregate in certain places, they tell you it's because of the place being on a ley line and as a result its "charged with like cosmic energy and good vibes maan." This is all total bollocks. What's happening is part of my dark scheme to take over the world.
I've arranged for certain locations to be sprayed with hippy-attracting pheremones, Glastonbury, Frome (sorry KJ), Newquay and Penzance to name a few. The idea is to make them all gradually move south and west until they are all living in Cornwall, then we destroy the bridges, fortify the Devon side of the River Tamar and convert Cornwall into a biological warfare testing range - although I think the Hippies will manage to do that for themselves.
...That's Mister Megalomaniac to you...
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