Pass the Chav repellant please

Hoodie wearing scum have surfaced in the dustbins once again. I really can't see the attraction - I mean it's not as if the bins were covered in burberry. As it's hot I've got the window open so I get full benefit of the astonishing wit and repartee of the chav generation innit. Astonishing because of the patent lack of intelligence, where on earth do you get people (I use the term loosely) who would score negative values on an IQ test?
The solution - nuke the bastards - Unfortunately this is not an option as it would seriously compromise any claim on the household insurance. So we have now reached a war of attrition. They make noise the stereo volume increases, their volume increases intensity of music increases. So far my recommendations (in order of effect) are Hecate Enthroned , NFD, Theatres des Vampires and Deicide. Have not yet fully explored the possibilities of industrial/noise/EBM - but I have high hopes of 616 Abortions, The Chaos Engine and Leechwoman and if that fails there's always folk music!
Yours with a hey nonny no...