Hello Bat Fans,
I'm very busy at the moment trying to raise the necessary funds so that I can be taken seriously as a heavyweight political Giant Rubber Goth Bat, as having looked at the competition it seems that I need to have a bit more in the way of a campaign than "Vote for Me or I'll dribble in your ears" even though this is a bit more honest than anything my main rivals can counter with. And as for my carbon footprint - I haven't put my feet in any carbon so I won't be leaving any footprints - although the master has said repeatedly that I am less than environmentally friendly....
Anyway to cut to the chase I've launched a new and exclusive range of Mister Squeaky foodstuffs for those of you with discerning palates to enjoy - marmite ripple ice cream anyone?
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