Bat-tastic

'ello Playmates!

Only me your favourite Giant Rubber Goth Bat. The Master's off in a seriously foul mood and let me tell you you do not want to mess with a depressed vampire at any time...so it's left up to me to fill the space.
So anyway I've fully recovered from my trip to France and let me tell you those riot police didn't stand a chance - trying to get me into a travelling box like a common pet indeed! - so they'll all be off looking for uniforms with bite resistant trousers and kevlar ear muffs next time.
And not only that my recent venture into the cinematographic arts has not got off to a good start, the censors (who the hell do they thing they are) have objected to the opening scene on grounds of poor taste, the first scene on grounds of far way too much gratuitous violence, the second on the grounds that it offends most church laws, the third, forth and fifth because of gross indecency, blasphemy, gratuitous violence, they have also expressed deep concern about the scene with the ritual sacrifice and they weren't exactly delighted at the bit where someone is force fed a doner kebab. Needless to say "Bambi Rides Out: The Director's Cut" won't be in a cinema near you any time soon. Perhaps I'll have more success with "Sound of Music II: Bloody Lunatic Asylum"