Plastic People

For some reason I was trawling the interweb last night in search of the profoundly weird and disturbing when I happened on a whole load of photos of people who appeared to be grossly deformed. On closer examination it turned out that these were people who had plastic surgery to (believe it or not) improve their appearance.
It's actually quite incredible when you look at these surgical nightmares to realise that back in the early days when Sir Archibald McIndoe was pioneering the techniques of reconstructive surgery with badly burned Spitfire pilots his results were considerably superior to what people have paid hugh sums of money to achieve.
Then of course there are models/actresses (note should read: B movie porn stars) who have attempted to increase their marketability by having their chests inflated with silicone gel. Just for the record a grossly oversized bosom is no substitute for talent, and unfortunately ladies this cannot be imparted by surgical intervention.