Monday, January 23, 2006

Fortean Experiences

Well what else can be said for all the stuff that's been happening recently. Decidedly strange stuff. Whales in the Thames, well quite honestly considering the state of the River at Tilbury (I was there yesterday so I know) I'm surprised that the creature didn't dissolve before it got anywhere near the Houses of Parliament. And as someone else so correctly pointed out if it had stopped for more than a few minutes by the Isle of Dogs someone would have nicked it.
Then of course there's the redrawing of the county boundaries by the Daily Mail - according to them Shoeburyness is now part of Kent, not that I'm complaining - have you ever been there? And as for the women well the least said the better and I dont think I really want to say too much on that particular subject...
And then today we have the rather strange tale of British spies in Russia going off to the park and using a transmitter not-so-cleverly disguised as a rock to send messages home apparently relating to human rights issues. Hmm does this mean that there are Russian Spies keeping an eye on the goings on with British terrorist suspects currently detained in Belmarsh then and presumably using some equally inept form of secret communication to keep Moscow informed.

Well it all beats what's going on in the celebrity gulag - "It's another day of mindless meaningless drivel from Chantelle in the Big Brother House"

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