Mister Squeaky Seeks Employment!

As you are aware Mister Squeaky has decided to retire from the cut and thrust of political life, unfortunately the media have not been rushing to snap him up as either a political commentator, a chat show host or even (the lowest of the low) a panellist on an afternoon game show for sub z-list celebrities. So the problem is that I have a very listless giant rubber goth bat who's currently getting in my hair (sometimes literally)
So with the aid of the venerable Herr Doktor von Squeakenstein we have developed a television format for him which 1.) Plays to the strengths of Mister Squeaky, 2.) Panders to the public's taste to see celebrities "in the raw" (as it were) and 3.) Is dirt cheap to produce.
Development of this has required a certain amount of research and the good Doktor and I have identified a number of key features which we believe will make the show a massive hit. People like things where relatively minor celebrities go and troubleshoot other peoples life crises - dirty houses, inability to cook, rubbish DIY and so on. So we've turned it on its head - Mister Squeaky goes into celebrities homes and wrecks them comprehensively and then the celebrity has to go and learn the skills necessary to carry out the repairs - trust me if it was called Mister Squeaky's kitchen nightmares a certain Mister Ramsay would be waking up in the night in a cold sweat and screaming for his teddy! (especially after Mister Squeaky has napalmed the deep fat fryer)