Hi Bat Fans,
you-know-who is back again and this time I'm going to beat Delia at her own game - tinned mince indeed and stickered items all over the supermarket telling you that things are recommended by the estimable Ms Smith.
So Here's how to cheat at cooking the Squeaky way - just remember that as A Giant Rubber Goth Bat I have skills and abilities that you can't even begin to imagine - so what you're getting here is a taste of just how really smart I am (Oh and did I mention I'm really modest too). So here goes:
1. Get someone else to cook for you
2. Get a take-away delivered
3. Go to someone else's place around dinner time and look hungry
4. Persuade someone to take you out for a meal
Who needs to spend 20 quid on a book that tells you to use tinned and frozen stuff anyway?
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