For some people Xmas appears to be a time for covering their hovels with enough electric lights to illuminate a premiership football ground and consume the same amount of power as a medium sized industrial town in the West Midlands. Very seasonal indeed and oh so environmentally friendly, somehow I suspect that their carbon footprints will look like they were made by Bobo the really insane clown...
Anyway I was talking, as I do, to Mister Squeaky about this and no sooner had we finished than he disappeared out with a very large pin and a more evil than usual glint in his eye. The bat has just returned with documentary evidence of two deflated snowmen and half a dozen Santa's hats - anyone want a set of seasonal cozies for ostrich eggs? Meanwhile Mister Squeaky is demanding cocoa and crumpets and how can I deny him after such sterling service to the community?
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