Switchback

Now here's a thing, as I'm sure you all know I'm a bit of a fan of the whole CSI genre - although it has to be said that CSI Miami stretches the bounds of credibility - in particular I rather like the frequent use of edgy music during the shows. Regrettably the same cannot be said of any British TV shows, so if you're out there telebox producing people take note of the following suggestions for suitable music to enliven your otherwise dire output.

Any car programme with Jezza - Deathtrap (Hawkwind)
Watchdog - Flakes (Frank Zappa)
Documentary about gender reassignment - Switchback (Celldweller)
X-Factor - Goth Idol (Tin Omen)
Eastenders/Coronation Street/Emmerdale - Scream Until You Like It (WASP)
The London News - Running, White Face, City Boy (Gillan)
Jeremy Kyle - What the fuck is wrong with you? (Combichrist)

I think that's enough to be getting on with. Mister Squeaky the Giant Rubber Goth Bat and Television Critic has suggested that that German bloke who cuts dead people up and then fills them with plastic should use Arch Enemy's Dead Eyes See No Future.....