Misunderstood

It's hard to try to explain who you are sometimes, especially when you have to try to overcome other people's preconceptions. A case in point is my guv'nor who seems to be under the impression that I listen to "headbanging music" all the time, clearly a bit if education is in order here - now short of dragging the poor man down to Slimes one weekend (which, whilst entertaining would not necessarily be paid for out of the corporate entertainment budget) I'm left with the alternative of providing a compilation CD. But what to put on it? I'm tempted to go for offensive and embarrassing when you understand the lyrics and find your teenage kids sniggering at your discomfort as you realise what the lyrics to Sex Dwarf are all about or your brain registers the chorus of I Know What You Want, there again we could go for the pagan angle in the vain hope of being able to take Beltaine off as a religious holiday...well I'll mull it over and if all else fails I'll pander to prejudice and provide him with a copy of Panzer Division Marduk.