Saturday, March 31, 2007

Bat Crime

All is quiet and peaceful around here at the moment for a change. This is primarily because The Park Police have just left having cautioned Mister Squeaky under some arcane law or other as he's been caught red handed (as it were) in the park dyeing the daffodils black for the second time this week and he's gone off to hide in the wardrobe until things have cooled off a bit - although I think that it's much more likely that he's trying on disguises...or plotting some kind of offensive naughtiness for Easter Sunday although how he's going to beat making a life sized replica of the crucifixion out of hot-cross buns like last year is anyone's guess.

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