New Years Resolutions

I can't be bothered with all this new years resolution stuff, so all I can promise is more of the same unless you want to give me large sums of money to sponsor a wild and reckless totally hedonistic lifestyle. Just a reminder here I had a wishlist a while ago, none of which has been provided, so send generous donations of unwanted little goth minxes in little black latex dresses and extremely expensive digital cameras and make me happy in 2007. You know you want to, after all it's better to give than to receive isn't it?

By the way Mister Squeaky has vowed that he's going to be better than the bat that attacks boats (which is his current obsession) and as he's been reading the Dambusters Story, the life and times of Barnes Wallace and Enemy Coast Ahead and has been flying very low over the bath (pity he forgot to pull up at the last minute and has bent the taps) with a rubber bomb (he swears it will bounce one day) I'm frankly worried what the little sod's up to....