School's Back

So the shrieking chldren from the estate are now fully back to school with the knock-on effect that my blood pressure has been raised to dangerous levels by the increase in traffic and general idiocy on the road. For example, I do not appreciate being held up by a cyclist who seems to think that the white line in the middle of the road is an official cycle lane and that signalling his intentions to other road users is for amateurs. Then there is the school crossing patrol man who holds up the traffic for FIVE bloody minutes because someone half a mile away might want to cross the road.
I've had quite enough of this and therefore I'm seriously considering the purchase of a Soviet T-80 main battle tank to smooth out these little irritations - literally in the case of the cyclist....

However on a much brighter note I've just discovered the address of someone who I had the misfortune of working with at the Really Scary Circus (and it's only round the corner to me) and I'm thinking of a little bit of revenge - but nothing illegal obviously. Any thoughts?