Wake up class and pay attention, a few months ago I told you all that I'd predicted that Charlotte Church would become a black metal artist and from what I've seen in the paper this weekend she's already on her way hellbound.
Apparently she's called the pope a Nazi (because he doesn't like Harry Potter books), hidden her stash of strongbow in the Blessed Virgin Mary, dressed up as a rubber nun, committed sacrilege with the host (god flavoured biscuits if you didn't already know) and stuck chewing gum on a statue of the ikkle baby Jesus.
And if that wasn't bad enough Mister Squeaky's back from his holidays this week...
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