Beware!

I'm currently suffering from a nasty case of malware. Completely pointless advertising software which is pretending to be a real program which tells me that I have spyware on the computer - this much is true - however the spyware and the "real" program are one and the same and I'm having a real job to remove it.
So far I've used Norton AntiVirus, Ad-Aware, Windows Defender, assorted Microsoft and Symantec removal tools and Spybot and the stuff is still causing a nuisance. So watch out - In the words of the great Shaw Taylor "Keep 'em Peeled"