Thursday, July 27, 2006

Basic Life Support

Ho Hum more exciting training today courtesy of NHS professionals - everything you ever wanted to know about manual handling (or how not to injure your back by leaving the patient in a foetid pool of their own ordure) and basic life support (or how to make sure you get sued by the neighbours when Uncle Alf collapses and you won't give the old bastard mouth to mouth and tehy all know you're a nurse). Needless to say the day has been completely devoid of excitement. Now unlike last week we had the usual suspects in the crowd - you know the sort - let's ask a really really stupid and obvious question about the stuff you learned two hours ago just as everybody (trainer included) are salivating in anticipation of lunch.
Still at least they haven't said that I wont be able to work for them yet...

It's all too quiet in the dungeon at the moment - I'm sure that Giant Rubber Goth Bat is plotting something

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