Forty-Two...

...a number generally acknowleged to be the answer to the (mutually exclusive) ultimate question. Bearing this in mind I have, at great personal cost to my sanity, compiled my list of answers to most of those circular thingies that you get sent on MySpace - bear in mind that the same rules apply - and you cannot know both the question and the answer without your head imploding - or at least feeling like that fun-loving mad scientist Herr Doktor von Squeakenstein has been carrying out his sinister and utterly pointless, but painful, experiments on your brain. You have been warned.

1. Cheese
2. Carpet burns on knees and elbows
3. With a blowlamp
4. I refuse to answer this question
5. African or European
6. With a small jewel encrusted winkle pin
7. Neither - Go to Jake's
8. Her mother's front room floor
9. Carpet fluff
10. I beg your pardon.
11.No
12. The drugs don't work
12A. Of course I'm not superstitious!
14. It's not big and it's not clever
15. Completely pointless
16. No!
17. Violet Grimm
18.Only if you promise not to be careful
19. Because I say so.
20. Two weasels and a sack of elephant dung.

I trust that you are now less ignorant than before.