Bloody Wilson Local Bloke - wants to be a politican therefore is bombarding local area with highly offensive (to me and I suspect others as well) propaganda about how things will be better if we all vote for him - you know the sort of stuff - gold at the end of the rainbow, free toilet seats for the elderly. My objection to the man is that he's a complete oaf - this is the guy who wants to have the postcode changed so he can pretend he lives in Walford and has allegedly campaigned endlessly for a pedestrian crossing around the corner to where I live - no promises to do anything about the plague of chav related anti-social behaviour though...My main objection to him is based on religious grounds - essentially the man needs to consider his signature and not profane the pentagram - which he has used to pretty up his teenage girl-like signature - you wouldn't like it if I made a mockery of something you hold sacred Wilson so pack it in now.
Anyway I have now stirred my political agent into action and we are focussing our attention on the final draft of the Dark Adapted Party Manifesto, if this gets out it'll be political dynamite and before long Britain will have its first proper Prime Minister who won't take any shit from the opposition...
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