My Name's Amy, I like Slugs & Snails

If you remember this advertising campaign you're as old as me!

Question. What is worse, reading how people describe themselves on MySpace or reading the lonely hearts in the local paper? Well I've just done both out of extreme boredom. Having exhausted the possibilities for excitement from the manual for the new car hi-fi and also having drunk a leetle bit tooo much vin rouge de cusine (left over cooking wine to the culinarily challenged) and rummaged through the local paper to look at my amazing photography (p33 last week's Romford Recorder) there was little else to do.
So dutifully turned to MySpace and did a people browse. To my immense horror I've actually turned up a genuine blonde blue-eyed late 30's neo-nazi lady thug. How do I know - who elsoe would give Heinrich Himmler as a hero and put both Goebels and Hitler as "people I want to meet" I didn't dig too deep after that but somehow I got the impression that favourite music would be "Horst Wessel Leid" and hobbies would be invading Poland and inventing more efficient killing processes for Auschwitz-Birkenau whilst of course denying that the Holocaust ever took place. Isn't education a wonderful thing?