Now there's a thing, it appears to me that more and more stuff is being sponsored by the corporate world these days - soap operas brought to you by Cadbury's "make your children sick on a rollercoaster" Ltd, sports personalities signed up by mobile phone companies. Now what is the point of David Beckham - the geezer plays football, hardly likely to decide in the middle of the first half to bang off a quick text to his stick-like wife, being the shop front for Vodafone?
Anyway I've decided to join in. This being in the vague hope of attracting sponsorship for my utterly reprehensible and decadent lifestyle. So if you're out there I'd like to be sponsored by any of the following companies and would be more than happy to endorse their products:-
La Fee (absinthe)
Caol Ila (whisky and very fine it is too)
Coniston Brewing Company
So come on you corporate salesmen this is the chance you've been waiting for - adopt a goth today...
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