Sidekicks

Every superhero and villain has a sidekick or sidekicks - Batman and Robin, Davros has daleks and so on...
Naturally then the weasel has a sidekick - who I shall choose (for purposes of anonymity) to refer to as Lily Bolane the witch with no shame (obvious Inky Sukkers reference and quite accurate.)
Lily believes in open relationships and shagging people she went to school with who got back in touch with her through fiends reunited, whilst lying to her partner and asking others to cover up for her. Lily feels that she is a basically honest and trustworthy individual who is beyond reproach. Well bollocks to all that - I recall having a conversation with the weasel where information that had been obviously overheard by Lily was discussed and there was no other way that he could have known.
She also has three incredibly repugnant (in quite different ways) daughters, one is of a "blonde" nature, one is well fugazi and one is ugly. This can only lead to the question when did you shag a warthog?
And I hear you ask where does she fit into the Really Scary Circus? She'd be the one in the sparkly stuff juggling with chainsaws..oh and mucking out the performing warthogs.