I'm just off to kill myself humanely. Why? Because I've just found myself watching Big Brother Who are these people? Why are they in a house being extremely pretentious? Why is it on the television at all?
There seem to be more and more of these pitiful, apparently (but I bet not really) low budget shows. The only thing in their favour is that they aren't presented by the maths bird who sells bio yoghurt and finance packages or that former brookie actress whatsername, you know the one - grin the size of the Mersea Tunnel, who seem to present all kinds of daytime telly for the terminally bewildered.
The only thing worse is celebrity chefs who think that they're worth it - Ginger git Worrell Thompson and Rick the Fish for example.
I think I'll paint a copy of the test card on a cardboard box - just as entertaining and the licence fee is much much cheaper....
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