Strange how these things happen but I've only just finished reading Whisky Galore and am now in a similar state - awash with some of Islay's finest - and smallest nephew has thoughtfully provided a glass from which to enjoy the odd dram of four...or five...
Anyway, yesterday I threatened the nation with a christmas message that would be extremely relevant and look back over the last twelve months - a bit like the Blue Peter review of the year but without the weird creation made from sticky-backed plastic and Val's old knickers.
So here it is, for what it's worth - be careful who you trust, if someone claims to be your friend do not take them at face value - certainly do not tell them anything which they could use against you. Your real friends will prove your trust in them time and time again - so do yourself a big favour and tell them that you value them, that you will stick by them when times are hard and you really appreciate them being there when you need them. Drop anyone who betrays you, and don't get angry - it's what they want because they will then use it against you - instead use their tactics against them and if you know something they really do not want made public tell the person they want to know the least all about it. What goes around comes around, sauce for the goose etc etc, in which case I predict some very unhappy people in Chingford and Forest Gate. Time to close down the Really Scary Circus and give Bobo the totally fucking insane clown a new year gift he'll never forget. Must remember to tell all to Fiona, the Head of the local Commission for Social Care Inspection all about certain unregulated and therefore illegal care services being offered by the clowns...
And another thing that I've learned - follow your dreams, try to make them happen otherwise dreams is all they will be and you'll be left regretting it for the rest of your life.
Finally, a question I've been meaning to ask for a long time now - are flower arrangers governed by the Floristry Commission? (Sorry everybody - Mister Squeaky's been given the job of writing the mottos for next years crackers)
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